Drinks

SHAKEN COCKTAILS

FRENCH MARTINI 8
Vodka, Chambord, Pineapple Juice
SAILOR JERRY ESPRESSO MARTINI 8
Vanilla vodka, Coffee liqueur, Gomme, Coldbrew coffee
APPLETINI 6
Vodka, Apple Schnapps, Apple Juice
BUCKYTINI 6
Buckfast, White rum, Pineapple juice
COSMO 8
Vodka, Pomegranate Liqueur, Triple Sec, Lime, Cranberry
MARGARITA 6
Tequila, Margarita Mix, Lime, Gomme
COCONUT DAIQUIRI 6
White rum, Coconut Rum, Lime juice, Gomme
PORNSTAR MARTINI 8
Vanilla vodka, Passionfruit liqueur, Passionfruit puree

COCKTAIL PITCHERS (SERVES 4)

FEVER 12.50
Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice
JUNGLE JUICE 10
Vodka, White Rum, Blue Curacao, Gin, Gomme, Lemon Juice, Lime Juice
BUCKAROO 10
Buckfast, Peach Schnapps, Lemonade
LONG ISLAND ICE TEA 10
Gin, Vodka, White Rum, Triple Sec, Coke
MAI TAI 12.50
White Rum, Spiced Rum, Triple Sec, Orgeat syrup, Fresh lime juice, Orange juice
TEQUILA SUNRISE 12.50
Tequila, Orange juice, Grenadine

COCKTAIL PINTS

PYTHON 8
JJ Whitely Raspberry Vodka, D.M.F Cherry Rum, Cranberry, Pink Hooch
VENOM 8.50
Vodka, Southern Comfort, Blue VK, Orange Juice
VIPER 8
JJ Whitely Blue Raspberry, MD 20/20 Raspberry, Blue Hooch, Lemonade
RATTLER 8
Gordons Gin, Crème de Mure, Velo Lemon Radler

SLEAZY CLASSICS

BUCKAROO 6
Buckfast, Angels Peach, Lemonade

RUSSIANS

WHITE RUSSIAN 4.20
Vodka, Coffee liquer, Milk, Cacoa powder
BLACK RUSSIAN 4.20
Vodka, Coffee liquer, Coke

SHOOTERS

BABY GUINESS 4
Coffee Liqueur, Baileys
AFTER EIGHT 4
Coffee Liqueur, Baileys, Creme De Menthe

Food by SMOKEY TROTTERS

 

 

 

BEEF BURGERS

TRAILER TRASH 10
Cheeseburger, ketchup, American mustard, onions, pickles (ADD bacon £2)
BOOTLEG BIG MAN 10
Cheeseburger, lettuce, pickles, onions, bootleg sauce (ADD bacon £2)
THE ODYSSEY 13
Cheeseburger, stornoway black pudding, carmalised onion, truffle mayo
THE CLASSIC 10
Cheeseburger, caramelised onion, pickles, smokey burger sauce ( ADD bacon £2)
THE DIRTY DIPPER 14
Cheeseburger, haggis, pepper sauce mayo, crispy onions, pepper sauce

CHICKEN BURGERS

KFC 11.5
Crispy fried chicken, gochujang, garlic mayo, asian slaw
MIDDLE CLASS CHICK 13.5
Crispy fried chicken, bacon, truffle oil, parmesan, lettuce, truffle mayo
HOT MOTHER CLUCKER 12
Crispy fried chicken, buffalo sauce, pickles, blue cheese mayo, lettuce
THE DRIPPIN CHICKEN 13.5
Salt & Chilli fried chicken, american cheese, onions, curried mayo, curry sauce, crispy onions
DIP IN MA NUTS 14
Salt & chilli fried chicken, American cheese, Asian slaw, mayo, crispy onions, satay sauce (contains peanuts)

NAE MEAT BURGERS

TRAILER PARK CHICKPEA 10
Ketchup, American mustard, onions, pickles fake cheese
DRIPPIN CHICKPEA 12.50
Curried mayo, Asian slaw, fake cheese, crispy onions, curry ssauce
KOREAN CHICKPEA 10
Gochujang, garlic mayo, Asian slow
CLASSIC CHICKPEA 10
Smokeys burger sauce, caramelised onions, pickles, fake cheese

CHICKEN TENDERS

KOREAN 7.50
Gochujang, garlic mayo, spring onions, sesame seeds
VIETNAMESE 7.50
Hoisin, sriracha, garlic mayo, crispy onions, coriander
BUFFALO 7.50
Blue cheese mayo, buffalo sauce, spring onions
POSH WANS 7.50
Truffle oil, black pepper, parmesan, truffle mayo
SALT N CHILLI 7.50
Curried mayo, crispy onions, spring onions

LOADED FRIES

SCHEME POUTINE 9
Haggis, cheddar, pepper sauce, crispy onions
KATSU FRIES 10
Salt + chilli chicken, cheddar, curry sauce, crispy onions, coriander, chilli
MALAYSIAN WANS 11
Salt + chilli chicken, cheddar, satay sauce, coriander, chilli (Contains Peanuts)
CALUI KATSU 10
Salt + chilli cauliflower, curry sauce, crispy onions, coriander, chilli

FRIES

JUST SALT MATE 4
Just salt
SNOBBY 6
Truffle oil, black pepper, parmesan, truffle mayo
NAE KISSIN 5
Cajun, garlic butter, garlic mayo
BUFFALO 7
Blue cheese mayo, buffalo sauce, spring onions
KOREAN 6
Gochujang, garlic mayo, sesame seeds, spring onions
VIETNAMESE 6
Hoisin sriracha, garlic mayo, crispy onions, coriander
SALT CHILLI 6
Curried mayo, crispy onions, spring onions

ONION RINGS 4.50
ONIONY, ONIONEST, ONION RINGS 5.50
Burnt onion mayo, crispy onions, spring onions
MOZZARELLA STICKS 6.50
Several options starting from £6.50
CHICKEN WINGS 7
Several options from £7
FRICKLES 7
Battered pickles with bootleg sauce for dip
JALAPENO POPPER SPRING ROLLS 8
Cream cheese, jalapenos, cheddar, mozzarella
CAULIFLOWER TEMPURA 7
Several options from £7